Dear Human Body Corporation:
Don’t fire the nervous system. If you get rid of me you will never be able to see, touch, smell, taste or hear again. Of course, if the nervous system is gone you wouldn’t ever be able to think again without your brain. Don’t forget about the diseases you will get, if you make the mistake of firing me. Do you want to be a senseless, brain dead, forgetful creep for the rest of your life?
Without the nervous system you would have no senses. Put you hand in a fire you won’t feel anything. All your reflexes will leave with the NS. Do you enjoy your eyes? Then prepare for complete darkness. If you like your senses don’t get rid of the nervous system.
No me, no brain. Without your brain you won’t be able to send messages to your body. Any thinking you might do, well that will all be gone without your brain. Also, you will never be able to do anything you want again. Have fun without your brain.
If you get rid of me, you will get many diseases, including Parkinson’s, Alzheimer’s and Tourettes. With Parkinson’s diseases you will lose all the nerves that control your muscles. Alzheimer’s attacks you brain (which you won’t have) and causes memory loss. Tourettes gives you uncontrollable tics and causes involuntary movements. None of that sounds good to you? Well don’t fire me!
That is a bout it if you want to be a zombie with no senses, an empty head and diseases, go ahead and fires me. Remember that you will never be able to watch Barney again, or be able to think about it afterward and, even remember you favorite TV show. Imagine yourself with no senses, empty head, and lots of diseases. Don’t want yourself to be a freak? Then don’t fire the nervous system!!!
Sincerely your loyal friend through the years,
The Nervous System
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